Hiatus
This blog will not be updated for about a month while i am in Japan. Bye!
- spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
- french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
- german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
- english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
- gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
- polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
- japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
- welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
- chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
- Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
- Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
- Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
Oh wait now I get what triggers are
Yeah, see, THIS is a trigger. Something that prompts a horrible flashback that makes someone go into a literal panic attack. It is NOT something that makes you slightly uncomfortable, so can we all just stop tossing that word around like it’s nothing.
thank you Wreck It Ralph
Reblogging for valuable commentary
(Source: marija095)
Average Lifespans of the People of Middle Earth
Men: 60 years
Hobbits: 100 years
Dwarves: 250 years
Elves: Who the fuck knows those bastards are so tricky
bornfreebuteverywhereinchains:
Why Aren’t You Here With Me?
Way back at the dawn of the century, my daughters Minerva Capulet and Diane Nemo of Macedonia invaded our downstairs music studio, took command of the equipment, and improvised songs. This is the earliest extant recording of child-Diane’s voice. To listen is to travel in time.
Curiously, an eccentric Optimum Online Support Specialist (*see note below*) once told me that this same song has also been detected on transmissions from the Voyager 1 spacecraft, echoing in the quantum vacuum of interstellar space.
…
Why aren’t you here with me?
Why aren’t you here to help me?
Why aren’t you with me to be my friend?
…
Why did you leave me for a boy?
I was the first one who you ever loved.
We were best friends till he came.
…
You gave up the one who made people see you
Just for one that didn’t really love you …
Why did you leave me?
…
* = So, about that support specialist: some years back I was listening again to Diane’s improvisation, when my computer went on the fritz. While I was fussing with rebooting it there was a knock upstairs, and soon afterwards two visitors came into my studio: a youngish man with a sort of Northern British or even Scottish accent, and a quite young blonde woman who seemed to be his assistant. He showed me a document indicating he was an “Optimum Online Anticipatory Support Specialist” and got to work, waving some device like an electric toothbrush sans bristles at the computer, which promptly hummed back to life, with Diane’s song somehow loaded and playing just as before the system crash.
The support specialist seemed very excited. “Brilliant — this is it — the very first echo of the voice of Beaumonde.”
“One of the ‘hundred most human things’?” asked his companion.
“Exactly! And at the end — very quiet — the drumbeat and the message no one ever hears. Not when Voyager broadcast it back from the outer heliosphere, not when children sang it in their sleep or play. But now we’ve heard it, Rose, we’ve heard it! Ten thousand dreaming children over ten thousand years grew used to silence, but now …”
Then they were gone, and before I had time to wonder what in hell had happened I heard the wheezing sound of what must have been a very dodgy repair truck as it took them on their way.
Remember that time my dad wrote Doctor Who fanfiction? I do.
(Source: fuckmetodubstep)
I just realised that I am going to miss the neil gaiman DW episode and the OUAT finale, and I wont be able to see them for a month, so i was sad.
then I remembered that I am missing them because I am going to be in Japan, I got my priorities in order, and now I am absolutely ecstatic again!
SFX: Neil Gaiman Talks Doctor Who And Cybermen
- SFX: You grew up as a Doctor Who fan. What are your memories of the Cybermen?
- Neil Gaiman: I think the first episode I ever saw was “The Moonbase”. That was the first time that I saw Cybermen, so I must have missed “The Tenth Planet”. I remember them coming out and taking the guy from the sickbay – in my memory, interestingly, they walked through the walls. And when I went back and looked at that bit years later I saw that no, they came through a door. And I wanted to get that kind of weird creepiness back to the Cybermen. I don’t think I’ve particularly succeeded, mostly because I got distracted by something else, and there was also a point where I said actually, we’ve seen those “Moonbase” ones. You can go back and look at them, there’s no point in doing that again. Let me try and do something else with it, in the same kind of way that Mark Gatiss approached the Ice Warriors.
So I just got this email from my former middle school that I think is pretty great
I walk into a room, and for this industry, I’m impossibly tall. When they find it hard to pair you up with the opposite sex, then what’s left for a woman? Either you’re the ball-buster or the not-so-attractive girlfriend standing by the lead. I mean, traditionally not so attractive. Because you have your starlets and then you have their best friends who are these character actresses. When you fall within the cracks, you thank God for sci-fi, because they’ll give you a gun, and they’ll say, ‘Go over there and conquer that world. You kick some ass, girl!’
Gina Torres for ANY AND EVERY FUCKING ROLE SHE WANTS
My Goddess
I saw Iron Man 3
it was awesome
